edit: i'm a huge moron is my /sub for 'lol' ok so check this out, it's sorta a hodgepodge of telllog, tlist and saylist from mm chan logger or something but i think you can get the drift. . Aladin gossips, 'anyone level 15 or higher looking for a clan to join'. . [40] people heard you gossip, 'i am'. . Aladin gossips, 'what level are you'. . [40] people heard you gossip, '[TL-124 :: LV-31] [HERO] [PKS: 454( 85)] [Clan: 76] Velan'. . Aladin telepaths you, 'hey'. You telepath Aladin, 'oh hello'. Aladin telepaths you, 'so you are looking for a clan but you are already in one'. Aladin telepaths you, 'may i ask why'. You telepath Aladin, 'well mostly because of our leader trithalos'. You telepath Aladin, 'he makes me do things'. You telepath Aladin, 'if you know what i mean'. Aladin telepaths you, 'what do you mean i don't understand'. Aladin telepaths you, 'its ok talk to me'. You telepath Aladin, 'he makes me do bad things'. Aladin telepaths you, 'what does he make you do'. You telepath Aladin, 'i really cant talk about it'. You telepath Aladin, 'its sort of like bad memories'. Aladin telepaths you, 'ok that cool'. Aladin telepaths you, 'ok'. Aladin telepaths you, 'it cool'. [Sat Sep 27 16:30] Aladin: well we are clan 43 and we are currently trying to repop it [Sat Sep 27 16:31] Aladin: so we only have 19 members right now [Sat Sep 27 16:31] Aladin: but we getting there [Sat Sep 27 16:31] To Aladin: what kinda stuff do you guys do [Sat Sep 27 16:31] To Aladin: i really like tr'ing [Sat Sep 27 16:31] Aladin: well we do tring [Sat Sep 27 16:31] To Aladin: how often do you guys tr [Sat Sep 27 16:31] Aladin: i love to do it too [Sat Sep 27 16:31] Aladin: well when people are on we do it alot [Sat Sep 27 16:32] Aladin: at anytime you can see if anyone will want to do one [Sat Sep 27 16:32] To Aladin: do you guys like quiznos [Sat Sep 27 16:32] To Aladin: i cant be in a non-quiznos clan [Sat Sep 27 16:32] Aladin: I'm a huge moron yeahy [Sat Sep 27 16:32] Aladin: i love quiznos [Sat Sep 27 16:32] To Aladin: i had quiznos for lunch buddy [Sat Sep 27 16:32] To Aladin: it was the BEST [Sat Sep 27 16:33] Aladin: an i am pretty sure everbody does [Sat Sep 27 16:33] Aladin: in the clan does [Sat Sep 27 16:33] To Aladin: are you sure about that [Sat Sep 27 16:33] To Aladin: because if i were on [Sat Sep 27 16:33] Aladin: yeah [Sat Sep 27 16:33] To Aladin: and someone was like oh god quiznos is horrible [Sat Sep 27 16:33] To Aladin: i dont think i could stand it [Sat Sep 27 16:33] Aladin: yeah they like them [Sat Sep 27 16:34] Aladin: they love quiznos [Sat Sep 27 16:34] Aladin: i just asked them [Sat Sep 27 16:34] Aladin: so what do you think [Sat Sep 27 16:34] To Aladin: i dunno man i'm kinda hesitant [Sat Sep 27 16:34] To Aladin: if trithalos finds out [Sat Sep 27 16:34] Aladin: why [Sat Sep 27 16:34] To Aladin: i'm gonna be in trouble [Sat Sep 27 16:34] To Aladin: can you guys protect me [Sat Sep 27 16:34] Aladin: well we will back you up if he does [Sat Sep 27 16:35] Aladin: i got your back man [Sat Sep 27 16:35] To Aladin: he likes to cpk though man [Sat Sep 27 16:35] To Aladin: thats some pretty scary stuff [Sat Sep 27 16:35] To Aladin: all my cpks that i have were forced, trithalos said if i didnt kill other people he would kill me [Sat Sep 27 16:35] Aladin: well i do too and so does our clan [Sat Sep 27 16:36] Aladin: we got your back [Sat Sep 27 16:36] Aladin: don't worry i promise you . You telepath Aladin, 'OH GOD TRITHALOS JUST FOUND OU'. . # Zap! Connection closed... . ------------------------------ i /zap'd or whatever ------------------------------ . *** Aladin would like to see you in Medlink. . Aladin telepaths you, 'hey'. You telepath Aladin, 'oh god man i just beat trithalos up with a bat'. Aladin telepaths you, 'did you'. Aladin telepaths you, 'well lets get you in the clan asap'. Aladin telepaths you, 'remove yourself from the clan'. You telepath Aladin, 'what how'. Aladin telepaths you, 'hold on'. Aladin telepaths you, 'i think it might be remove your name and clan'. Aladin telepaths you, 'try that'. You telepath Aladin, 'its not working man'. Aladin telepaths you, 'hold on then i finding out'. Aladin gossips, 'how do you remove yourself from a clan'. Aladin telepaths you, 'did it work'. You telepath Aladin, 'its not working man i dotn nkow whats wrong'. Aladin telepaths you, 'type removeclan velan'. Aladin telepaths you, 'like thaty'. Aladin telepaths you, 'oh shit your leader just tele me'. Aladin telepaths you, 'type removeclan velan'. You telepath Aladin, 'itNSOT WORKING MAN HLEP'. . Carl ::: --------------------------------------------------- [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOUNG MAN [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: DON"T TOUCH MY CLANNIES [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: DON"T TALK TO MY CLANNIES [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: AND SURE AS HELL DON"T ASK THEM TO REMOVE CLAN [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: YOU WANT A PEICE OF 76 YOU TAKE IT FROM CPK [Sat Sep 27 16:43] To Aladin: YOU GOT THAT? ::: . Aladin telepaths you, 'hold on i be back k don't worry'. . afk oh god send help please AWAY FROM KEYBOARD MODE NOW ON! . ---------------------- k so im sitting in room with afk or whatever and apparently he was shouting shit ----------------------- You hear Aladin shout, 'how do you remove yourself from a clan' You hear Aladin shout, 'i need help right now' You hear Aladin shout, 'my friend typed removeclan and his name and didn't work' You hear Aladin shout, 'he said it didn't work' You hear Aladin shout, 'no' You hear Aladin shout, 'his name is velan' You hear Aladin shout, 'his leader making him doing bad things and his leader tele me and is really mean' You hear Aladin shout, 'and he need help' You hear Aladin shout, 'go to link and tele him and help him' ----------------------- . Farfara says, 'who is it Aladin ?'. . Aladin says, 'velan here'. . Aladin telepaths you, 'hey'. Farfara says, 'just type: removeclan'. Aladin says, 'hey on afk and his message is oh god send help please'. Farfara says, 'if you dont have remove privs "removeclan name" wont work'. Farfara says, 'remove privs makes u able to remove anyone from clan.. including yourself'. Aladin says, 'well then how do i get him to remove from clan'. Farfara says, 'but if you dont have the privs, type: removeclan'. Aladin says, 'i have the priv'. . Trithalos:: SOMEONE SILENCE THAT ALADIN . Carl ::: . [Sat Sep 27 16:50] *** Aladin would like to see you in Medlink. . [Sat Sep 27 16:50] To Aladin: WTH DO U WANT [Sat Sep 27 16:50] To Aladin: whats ur address [Sat Sep 27 16:51] Aladin: hey [Sat Sep 27 16:51] Aladin: my ip [Sat Sep 27 16:51] To Aladin: hm actualy give me a few min and i'll tracert ur ip [Sat Sep 27 16:51] To Aladin: what is ip [Sat Sep 27 16:51] Aladin: what you are looking for [Sat Sep 27 16:51] To Aladin: YOU [Sat Sep 27 16:51] To Aladin: you need to silence ::: . You telepath Aladin, 'stay the hell away from my clannies'. ::: . Carl ::: Aladin telepaths you, 'well you know what'. ::: . Carl ::: Aladin telepaths you, 'velan doesn't like how you treat him'. ::: . Carl ::: Aladin telepaths you, 'remove him from your clan'. ::: . Carl ::: Aladin telepaths you, 'he is able to make his own decisions by himself and not having some asshole boss him around'. ::: . You telepath Aladin, 'screw u i know what he wants'. ::: . . . [PRAY] Aladin: i need some assistance please about a really bad clan leader . ------------------- this is like saylog again now ------------------- . 014 3[Aladin] [03:49:03 PM] [09/27/2003] hey velan you there man 013 1[You] [03:49:11 PM] [09/27/2003] yes i just got back man i've been hiding from trithalos 012 8[You] [03:49:18 PM] [09/27/2003] he is trying to hurt me really bad 011 2[Aladin] [03:49:22 PM] [09/27/2003] well i been talking to hyim 010 0[Aladin] [03:49:30 PM] [09/27/2003] how is he trying to hurt you 009 8[Aladin] [03:49:48 PM] [09/27/2003] ok type this exactly as i have it typed out man 008 4[You] [03:49:54 PM] [09/27/2003] he lives irl real close to me 007 7[You] [03:49:57 PM] [09/27/2003] and is very jealous 006 0[Aladin] [03:50:00 PM] [09/27/2003] removeclan velan 005 9[Aladin] [03:50:09 PM] [09/27/2003] well tell him to f off 004 0[You] [03:50:20 PM] [09/27/2003] he is bigger than me 003 2[You] [03:50:22 PM] [09/27/2003] i am very small 002 1[You] [03:50:41 PM] [09/27/2003] its still not working 001 7[You] [03:50:47 PM] [09/27/2003] it says something about trithalos forbidding it 000 1[You] [03:50:51 PM] [09/27/2003] i dont understand 007 0[Aladin] [03:51:30 PM] [09/27/2003] well i will try and get a god or goddess help ok stay here 006 4[Aladin] [03:51:34 PM] [09/27/2003] brb 005 8[You] [03:51:38 PM] [09/27/2003] aladin 004 9[You] [03:51:39 PM] [09/27/2003] ask athrian 003 1[Aladin] [03:51:41 PM] [09/27/2003] what 002 2[You] [03:51:42 PM] [09/27/2003] he is very smart 001 3[Aladin] [03:51:43 PM] [09/27/2003] who 000 7[You] [03:51:47 PM] [09/27/2003] he is a god 004 0[Aladin] [03:52:00 PM] [09/27/2003] is he on 003 7[You] [03:52:07 PM] [09/27/2003] yes he was just telepathing me 002 0[Aladin] [03:52:20 PM] [09/27/2003] wel tell him to go to link then 1d 001 5[Aladin] [03:52:25 PM] [09/27/2003] we will talk to him 000 2[Aladin] [03:52:32 PM] [09/27/2003] and get this figured out 000 2[You] [03:53:02 PM] [09/27/2003] i have to go man trithalos is coming back sorry . ------------------------ and i gohall'd ----------------------- . [PRAY] Aladin: i need some assistance with a clan leader prohibiting velan from removung himself from the clan . Kostia telepaths you, 'Are you having a clan problem? Someone else keeps praying saying you need help' . [Sat Sep 27 17:08] *** Aladin would like to see you in Medlink. . [Sat Sep 27 17:08] Aladin: hey man [Sat Sep 27 17:08] Aladin: you there [Sat Sep 27 17:09] Aladin: i just been talking to the god kostia [Sat Sep 27 17:09] Aladin: and she said that there is now way that trithalos can prevent you from removing yourself from the clan [Sat Sep 27 17:10] Aladin: so just type removeclan velan [Sat Sep 27 17:10] Aladin: it should remove you so [Sat Sep 27 17:10] To Aladin: yea never really had any desire to removeclan in the first place, valiant effort though sir [Sat Sep 27 17:10] Aladin: what [Sat Sep 27 17:11] Aladin: you just fucking with me [Sat Sep 27 17:11] To Aladin: yep [Sat Sep 27 17:11] Aladin: man that is fucked up [Sat Sep 27 17:11] Aladin: why would you do that [Sat Sep 27 17:11] To Aladin: i'm an asshole [Sat Sep 27 17:11] Aladin: well i like assholes [Sat Sep 27 17:11] To Aladin: sorry buddy we're not like that over in 76 [Sat Sep 27 17:11] Aladin: so you should leave the clan and come to mine [Sat Sep 27 17:12] Aladin: well you just said you are an asshole [Sat Sep 27 17:12] Aladin: well i was going to be so happy that i found a level 124 player to join the clan [Sat Sep 27 17:12] To Aladin: tough [Sat Sep 27 17:12] Aladin: you really made me sad [Sat Sep 27 17:12] To Aladin: are you crying [Sat Sep 27 17:13] Aladin: well you know i really don't think that you should be able to do that to people [Sat Sep 27 17:13] Aladin: maybe [Sat Sep 27 17:13] Aladin: that is really messed up [Sat Sep 27 17:13] To Aladin: indeed [Sat Sep 27 17:13] Aladin: well [Sat Sep 27 17:14] Aladin: *sniff* [Sat Sep 27 17:14] Aladin: so is that all it or are you going to do anything else to me [Sat Sep 27 17:14] To Aladin: no you've entertained quite a few people for a while, guess i should thank you [Sat Sep 27 17:15] Aladin: so there is no way you would join my clan [Sat Sep 27 17:15] Aladin: i know i have [Sat Sep 27 17:15] Aladin: well your welcome [Sat Sep 27 17:15] Aladin: sarcasticalyy [Sat Sep 27 17:16] Aladin: well i am the official clan enroller that is my jon [Sat Sep 27 17:16] Aladin: job [Sat Sep 27 17:16] Aladin: so [Sat Sep 27 17:16] Aladin: we trying to repop the clan so i doing the job of member hunting [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: are you there [Sat Sep 27 17:17] To Aladin: yes [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: ok [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: so what do you think of all of it [Sat Sep 27 17:17] To Aladin: i think you need to go away [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: man [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: there is that asshole again [Sat Sep 27 17:17] Aladin: do you really want me to go away [Sat Sep 27 17:18] Aladin: i will [Sat Sep 27 17:18] Aladin: if you want [Sat Sep 27 17:18] To Aladin: yes, now shut up [Sat Sep 27 17:18] Aladin: shakes his head [Sat Sep 27 17:18] Aladin: later asshole . Aladin gossips, 'hey is anyone looking for a clan to join'. [Sat Sep 27 17:19] Anssett: i hear velan's looking for a clan [Sat Sep 27 17:19] Aladin: hey that velan what just being an asshole he wasn't really trying to join another clan [Sat Sep 27 17:19] Anssett: OMG really? velan's never been anythinig but sunshine around me . [Sat Sep 27 17:22] Aladin: man you all are assholes . [Sat Sep 27 17:23] Anssett: thats downright mean :( [Sat Sep 27 17:23] Aladin: two guys came to see about my clan and where just messing with me again [Sat Sep 27 17:23] Aladin: after what velan did to me [Sat Sep 27 17:24] Tragun: aladin nobody cares shut up [Sat Sep 27 17:25] Aladin: man tragun shut up [Sat Sep 27 17:25] Tragun: HUG ALADIN :) [Sat Sep 27 17:25] Aladin: you are getting really anoying [Sat Sep 27 17:25] Tragun: cry :( [Sat Sep 27 17:25] Aladin: that better be a real hug and cry [Sat Sep 27 17:26] Aladin: because i am about this close{ } to going off on anyo ne who messes with me again liek that [Sat Sep 27 17:27] Aladin: man screw you guys you guys are just assholes like velan and his leader [Sat Sep 27 17:27] Anssett: wait, trith and vel are assholes? man surprises [Sat Sep 27 17:27] Aladin: i'm just a nother player like your selves looking for people to join the clan [Sat Sep 27 17:27] Aladin: give me a break [Sat Sep 27 17:28] Aladin: ok i will i will just .....manb [Sat Sep 27 17:28] Aladin: you guys are making me {}this close now [Sat Sep 27 17:28] Tragun: afk making a new char named after a disney movie [Sat Sep 27 17:28] Anssett: mermaid? [Sat Sep 27 17:29] Aladin: oh [Sat Sep 27 17:29] Tragun: ARIEL giggle [Sat Sep 27 17:29] Excrucior: *ahem* [Sat Sep 27 17:29] Rabilieus: i have the sudden urge to start rubbing lamps :P [Sat Sep 27 17:29] Excrucior: cut it out - now [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Aladin: are you taling about what they are doing to me [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Excrucior: I'm talking about everyone [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Aladin: they being a**holes [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Excrucior: subject change would be good [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Tragun: IMPLIED CURSING GET HIM [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Aladin: well i just tyring to find recruiters for clan [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Aladin: I'm a huge moron [Sat Sep 27 17:30] Aladin: anssett [Sat Sep 27 17:31] Aladin: ok i get it . ------------------------- and thats about it i seriously havent laughed this hard in a while -vel