Velan: HAY DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ?!?>!?!?! Murghen: WHY YES I DO, ITS GO TIME!!!! Aladin: WHAT THE HELL Aladin: WHAT THE HELL Aladin: !!!!! Aladin: hey velan what time is it Murghen: time to sthU Aladin: what are we doing Velan: its GO time Murghen: k lets run stone Aladin: time to what Murghen: k lets run stone Velan: and by go time i mean go bang murghen's sister Murghen: aladin u ice tree Aladin: I'm a huge moron Murghen: me/vel will open up back Aladin: i what Murghen: NO QUESTIONS JUST DO IT Murghen: dont make me call trithalos and make him log on Murghen: he will be quite upset with you Aladin: well how do i ice tree and what does that mean Murghen: sigh Aladin: i will sir but i need to know whre to go Murghen: brb calling trithalos on the phone Murghen: he WONT be happy Aladin: no Aladin: i do it sir Aladin: just tell me where to go and i will do it Aladin: is he calling trith Velan: think so he stopped talking Aladin: no well wher do i go then Murghen: k just got off phone Murghen: he is drunk at a bar Murghen: but he is leaving Murghen: to come log on Murghen: and he is PISSED Murghen: cuz his night is ruined Murghen: and he is leaving this chick he was macking it to Aladin: well its not my fault i don't know what the hell you are talking about Aladin: where do i go to ice tree Murghen: man Aladin: just tell me and i will do it Aladin: i am basically saying i am your slave an i will do whatever you want Aladin: there now do u understand Murghen: well see Aladin: for what Murghen: i didnt spend all these years training Murghen: at this game Murghen: TO BE SPOKEN TO WITHOUT RESPECT Aladin: i am not talking to you without respect man Murghen: k trithalos just called on cellphone Murghen: will be here soon Murghen: better make amends! Murghen: ok i will give u SIMPLE task Murghen: to perform Aladin: i make an amends Aladin: ok Murghen: k Aladin: anything Murghen: i need you to get me SPACEBALLS THE TOILET PAPER Murghen: it loads on the ground Murghen: so easy to get Aladin: ok where Murghen: YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES Velan: GO Murghen: some island temple Aladin: ok Aladin: yes sir You hear someone shout, 'hey where do i get spac.balls the.toilet paper item at some island .emple'. You hear someone shout, 'i have to find one that loads on th. groun.'. You hear someone shout, 'in ten minutes'. Murghen: 9 minutes left! Aladin: ok Aladin: like i care how much time i have i just care about getting that damn thing Aladin: smile Murghen: i like that attitude soldier! Aladin: yes sir Murghen: you will make an EXCELLENT assassin You hear someone shout, 'i have to find one that .oads on the ground'. You hear someone shout, 'hey where do i get spaceballs.the toi.et paper item at some island temple'. [Sat Oct 11 05:16] Murghen: OK NEW MISSION [Sat Oct 11 05:16] Murghen: scrap that last one [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Murghen: i need you to KILL [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Aladin: ok [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Murghen: the mob [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Murghen: SCRUFF [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Aladin: yeah [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Aladin: go kill [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Murghen: you ave 30 seconds go [Sat Oct 11 05:17] Murghen: im sending lieutenant velan to supervise the assassination Aladin engages Scruff in combat. Aladin lunges at Scruff's back and lazily penetrates his defenses with a steel k ris. Aladin is DEAD!!. (TIZOAST) You shiver in disgust as Aladin lets out a final, agonizing moan before death. [CLAN] Aladin has BEEN KILLED! Murghen issues the order 'shout let it be knownst that in this fair land stand only ONE true hero, ALADIN and his magical monkey'. You hear a mercenary shout, 'let it be knownst that in this fair land stand only ONE true hero, ALADIN and his magical monkey'.chat 011 1[Murghen] Status Report Lieutenant Velan? 010 0[Velan] outlook not good 009 8[Murghen] Your clan is grateful. 008 1[Murghen] You are truly a hero 006 9[Murghen] cuz you followed orders 005 7[Aladin] of course i did 004 8[Murghen] Well done Lieutenant Velan 003 1[Velan] Aye Aye Cap'n 002 1[Aladin] can i kill him 001 5[Aladin] the merc 000 9[Aladin] please [CLAN] Aladin has BEEN KILLED! Murghen says, 'GOOD JOB TROOPER'. Aladin thank you Aladin it is a pleaser to serve you sir he dies a few more times Aladin fu** you scruff Murghen says, 'I SHALL AVENGE YOU LITTLE SOLDIER'. aladin dies, murch ices scruff, Aladin no he is mine Murghen says to Aladin, 'you did all the work friend. rest well old buddy. rest well.'. Aladin HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Aladin I MEAN IT Murghen says, 'i could not have vanquisehd a foe such a scruff without the help of such a noble warrior such as Aladin,'. Aladin says, 'hey scruff you got a di**'. murgh and aladin form up [FORM] Aladin tells everyone, 'sorry butter fingers you know'. Murghen says, 'OMG HE IS TOO TOUGH'. [TAGGED!]<757hp 414m 610mv 100br> Murghen chants the magical words, 'teleport' Dense gray smoke wells up from Murghen's feet, enveloping him. He vanishes with the dissipating fog. Aladin is stunned, but will probably recover. Aladin dies from Scruff's last kick to his kidneys. Aladin is DEAD!!. (TIZOAST) Aladin is removed from Murghen's formation. You shiver in disgust as Aladin lets out a final, agonizing moan before death. [CLAN] Aladin has BEEN KILLED! Yeah so i tried to get him to ice Medievia Scribe who isnt even a mob at all:: October 11, 2003::03:39:52 :: Now logging session to aladin3.txt Aladin says, 'or even bs scribe'.. Murghen says, 'perhaps u need immortal strenght'.. Murghen says, 'try shouting "OH GREAT GODS GRANT ME THE POWER TO VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMY THE TOWN CRIER"'.. Murghen says, 'err'.. Murghen says, 'no wait'.. Murghen says, 'try shouting "OH GREAT GODS GRANT ME THE POWER TO VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMY THE MEDIEVIA SCRIBE"'.. You chat to everybody, 'if he does this [757][LPK]'. You chat to everybody, 'gonna cry [757][LPK]'. Murghen says, 'try shouting "OH GREAT GODS GRANT ME THE POWER TO VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMY THE MEDIEVIA SCRIBE"'.. Murghen says, 'a god will hear you'.. Murghen says, 'and infuse you with power'.. Murghen says, 'and make him killable'.. Murghen says, '10 secondS'.. You hear Aladin shout, 'OH GREAT GODS GRANT ME THE POWER TO TO VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMY THE MEDIEVIA SCRIBE'.. You telepath Murghen, 'i think hes seriously'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| rofl. You telepath Murghen, 'romg'.. Murghen says, 'did it work?'.. Murghen says, 'try stabbing'.. A shimmering rift appears in the air before you and Steffe steps out.. Aladin shakes his head.. Steffe kneels before Aladin.. Steffe chants the magical phrase, 'Ort Ex Por'. Steffe disappears.. Velan:: rofl stef. Steffe:: :p. Murghen says, 'try shouting "OH GREAT OZYMANDIAS, I INVOKE YOU TO MAKE MORTAL MINE ENEMY THE SCRIBE OF MEDIEVIA"'.. Murghen says, 'then shout "HAIL NASH"'.. Velan:: murgh islike mega screwing with this kid's head. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| 1 hail nash coming up. You chat to everybody, 'rofl hail nash asfjkgasfdasdkaskdkasdj [757][LPK]'. Murghen says, 'those last 2 should do it'.. You hear Aladin shout, 'OH GREAT OZYMANDIAS, I INVOKE YOU TO MAKE MORTAL MINE ENEMY THE SCRIBE OF MEDIEVIA'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| rofl. You hear Aladin shout, 'HAIL NASH'.. You chat to everybody, 'romg [757][LPK]'. You hear Aladin shout, 'HAIL NASH'.. Murghen says, 'hrmm man'.. Aladin shrugs.. Murghen:: whats going on in med :P. Aladin says, 'now what'.. Loranos telepaths me to be good Murghen:: zzz :P. Murghen says, 'im dumbfounded'.. Murghen says, 'plum out of ideas'.. Some idiots trash talk aladIn You hear Murghen shout, 'HE WILL BE TRAINED TO BE THE BEST'.. Murghen says, 'lets get a hail nash'.. Murghen says, 'shout it!'.. Murghen says, 'HAIL NASH'.. Murghen says, 'gogogo'.. Aladin laughs out loud in delight.. Murghen says, 'k basically hail nash is what we shout everytime we vanquish a foe'.. Aladin says, 'wher is windstrider road i find dextro and scare himm'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| dont ice this. Murghen chants the magical words, 'shockwave'. Famar, the town crier says, 'I declare that I die entirely too often!!'.. Aladin looks at Famar, the town crier.. Murghen says, 'follow me aladin'.. Aladin starts following Murghen.. Murghen chants the magical words, 'shockwave'. Murghen engages Famar, the town crier in combat.. The hit from the shockwave bursts Famar, the town crier into pieces.. You shiver in disgust as Famar, the town crier lets out a final, agonizing moan before death.. Murghen says, 'OK WE DID IT'.. Murghen says, 'now what do we shout when we vanquish a mob?'.. Aladin says, 'HAIL NASH'.. Murghen says, 'go for it!'.. Aladin says, 'what'.. Murghen says, 'shout it!'.. You hear Aladin shout, 'HAIL NASH'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| rofl. You chat to everybody, 'murgh has this kid shouting 'HAIL NASH' when he ices a mob :p [757][LPK]'. You hear Murghen shout, 'AMEN BROTHA'.. Murghen says, 'TIME TO VANQUISH ANOTHER ENEMY'.. we ice like 3 commoners and he shouts hail nash etc. Aladin waves.. Aladin grins wickedly.. dextro, aladins old clannie is talking shit Murghen says, 'WHY YOU FRONTIN ON MY HOMIE DEXTRO'.. Murghen says, 'dayum son'.. Dextro says, 'don't call me homie unless you want to get hurt'.. Murghen says, 'you best be representin''.. Murghen says, 'sorry homeslice'.. Murghen says, 'can i call you wiggily'.. You say, 'wiggily wiggily wack'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| good to know he is out stupidified. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| with me/vel here. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| [FORM] Aladin tells everyone, 'HEY KINDA GO EASY ON DEX HE IS HURT EASILY OK'.. [FORM] Aladin tells everyone, 'SCREW THAT'.. [FORM] Aladin tells everyone, 'SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM'.. Murghen stubs his toe.. Murghen falls down.. Murghen says, 'HELP ME ALADIN'.. Murghen says, 'ALADIN I NEED YOU TO DO THIS FOR ME'.. Murghen says, 'DYING WISH'.. Aladin says, 'ok'.. Murghen says, 'GET POTION'.. Aladin says, 'what one'.. Murghen spits up some blood.. Murghen says, 'type get potion'.. Aladin gets a misty potion.. Murghen says, 'sec brb :P'.. Murghen chants the magical words, 'word of recall'. Murghen disappears.. Murghen sits down and rests.. Murghen says, 'k'.. Murghen says, 'im dying again etc'.. Murghen drops a menthol potion.. You chat to everybody, 'this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen [757][LPK]'. Murghen gurlges on his own fluids.. Aladin gets a menthol potion.. Murghen says, 'my dying wish is that you NEVER LEAVE MY SIDE'.. Murghen says, 'quaff potion'.. Aladin works the seal off of a menthol potion.. Aladin quaffs a menthol potion.. Dense gray smoke wells up from Aladin's feet, enveloping him.. He vanishes with the dissipating fog.. You hear Murghen shout, 'MAN I SAID DONT LEAVE MY SIDE'.. You hear Murghen shout, 'MAN I SAID DONT LEAVE MY SIDE'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| rofl. You chat to everybody, 'rofl [757][LPK]'. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| fuck im laughing so hard. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| [Sat Oct 11 05:46] Aladin: whre am i. Murghen: i dunno but now i will die a lonely man :(. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| i love how im dying cuz i stubbed my toe. Aladin gets a small, rolled-up note.. Murghen says, 'read me a story'.. Aladin drops a small, rolled-up note.. Murghen says, 'as i slowly die'.. You say, 'fatal toe wound'.. Aladin says, 'once upon a time'.. Murghen fades in and out of consciousness.. Aladin says, 'there was a great man named murghen'.. Murghen perks up at the sound of Aladin's angelic voice.. Aladin says, 'and his loyal follower aladin and velan'.. Aladin says, 'followers'.. Aladin says, 'sorry'.. You chat to everybody, 'wtf im not your follower faggot:p [757][LPK]'. Murghen says, 'velan is more of a cohort than a follower'.. Murghen flatlines.. Aladin says, 'then one day murghen had a deathfully tragic accident'.. Murghen craps his pants in the throes of death.. Murghen says to Aladin, 'wipe me clean would you?'.. Aladin nods his head.. Aladin wipes Murghen's bottom clean. Aladin bows before Murghen.. Murghen coughs quietly.. Murghen says, 'my son'.. Murghen says, 'i am dying'.. Aladin pats Murghen comfortingly on the head.. Murghen says, 'i have lice'.. Murghen says, 'so wash that hand'.. Aladin washes murghens hand. You say, 'no your hand that you patted him with wth'.. You say, 'i think hes fading'.. You say, 'argh'.. Murghen:: LORANOS SLAY ME IN THE NAME OF HUMOR. Murghen fades fast.. Murghen cansrt wspell protperly cuz of fdeath.. You say to Murghen, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'.. Someone brutally slays Murghen.. Aladin is removed from Murghen's formation.. [CLAN] Murghen has BEEN KILLED!. Aladin wipes murghens hand with his clean hand. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| orfl PERFECT IMING. Aladin says, 'hey'.. Murghen breathes his last breath.. The ashes of Murghen, who was slain by the god Loranos, are scattered here.. (LEGEND)(HERO)(DH)Murghen Splits Skies with Solar Knives is lying here, dead. [AFK] (Blue Aura) (IT). Aladin licks Murghen.. You say, 'we know now that murghen is in a bette rplace'.. You say, 'away from the pain and suffering he was a part of in this world'.. You say, 'and somewhere high above us'.. You say, 'he is singing kumbaya with the angelic choir'.. You say, 'and overseeing the olsen twins'.. Aladin says, 'yeah'.. Aladin says, 'that lucky man'.. Aladin says, 'i wish he were herestill'.. Aladin says, 'i miss heim already'.. Aladin bursts into tears.. The Undead Corpse of Murghen has arrived.. The Undead Corpse of Murghen says, 'I HAVE MADE MY GLORIUS AND TRIUMPHANT RETURN'.. The Undead Corpse of Murghen says, 'IVE SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IN THE BATHROOM ALADIN'.. Aladin just went into AFK mode.. You feel Aladin say, 'ok i think someone trying to break into my house seriously'.. K then pictus brought like 12341212 warhorses into room. The Undead Corpse of Murghen says, 'Aladin'.. The Undead Corpse of Murghen says, 'your new job'.. The Undead Corpse of Murghen says, 'is to clean all the horseshit up'.. You feel Aladin say, 'hold on'.. You feel Aladin say, 'i am serious'.. You feel Aladin say, 'about the someone in my house'.. You feel Aladin say, 'hold on'.. You feel Aladin say, 'holy shit..man i just fuckin g found someone in my house and beat the shit out of them with my bat before he got away'.. aFk_keith(banging your sister) |||| this is over. # Saturday, October 11, 2003::04:06:04 :: Log Closed. as added bonus aladin posted this on medboard: [ DATE ][ AUTHOR ] SUBJECT [2003-10-12][ Aladin ]hey all who are pathetic and worthl Hey all who are pathetic and worthless! Beware for Aladin the Shadow Wolf of Mayhem has just gone into Assassinhood... basically i am saying don't f**k with me or i will assassinate you when youleast expect it. it may be while you are xping or maybe while you in cpk zone...who knows but know this........................ The Shadow Wolf will and i say WILL make you his bi**h!..........DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.......go od. SMILE see you all later...eheheheheheh ::: ANOTHER BONUS this was clantalk after murgh died and we told alain i was cpked: [Sun Oct 12 01:46] Aladin: on my way [Sun Oct 12 01:46] Aladin: who cpk him again [Sun Oct 12 01:47] Senet: tharghan got him [Sun Oct 12 01:47] Aladin: ok his ass is mine [Sun Oct 12 01:48] Aladin: he left the game the little bitch