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[Sun Jul 28 23:54] Xylus (3): One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other good night at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With 
an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, says to her, "Honey, would you
[Sun Jul 28 23:54] Xylus (3): give me a blow job?"
[Sun Jul 28 23:54] Galford (53): your belt was 5/5 right xylus?
[Sun Jul 28 23:54] Xylus (3): Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
[Sun Jul 28 23:54] Xylus (3): 5/4
[Sun Jul 28 23:55] Xylus (3): "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way.
 It's just too risky!" "Oh please, I love you so much?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!
[Sun Jul 28 23:55] Xylus (3): Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she sa
ys:
[Sun Jul 28 23:55] Xylus (3): "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake
 tell him to take his hand off the intercom."